my favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”
I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes
the best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”
the three-part finale
and then “who needs sleep when the next season is already out and that three part season finale cliffhanger was a bitch.”
whenever i take a drink and miss my mouth, i sit there with a wet chin and contemplate every failure i’ve had in life
today in history class my teacher asked what’s the name of the terrorist group that is responsible for 9/11 and the kid she picked to answer said alpaca. alpaca.
getting 0 notes is really embarrassing because you KNOW your followers saw your post but they just scrolled past it and didn’t do anything about it
- Benedict Cumberbatch talking about Elementary
John and Sherlock, no sexual tension?