millieisnotonfire:

i-write-textposts-not-tragedies:

ryanrossstopruiningmylife:

sylvanburningcenter:

seaking:

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seaking:

when i was

a young boy

my father

took me into the citayy

to seee a marching band

he said

listen here u lil shit

don’t make a fuckin band and get famous and break up after 12 years

or i will fucking cut you

and all the non-believers

(via chaseross)

farieaislin:

helodean:

Zuko becoming a judge so people can call him ‘your honor’

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES!!!!

(via geminidragonbadger)

penicillium-pusher:

Alternately titled: Why We Need a Change in Sex Education

(via derpforbrains)

murphmanfa:

Suzy speaking the truth

She’s putting makeup on her husband here, too, which makes this even better.

(via pengurin)

boychic:

"im not racist i hate everyone equally" yeah, hey buddy how’s the sixth grade goin

(via thefuuuucomics)

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via timid)

(via veevalencia)

(via veevalencia)

onlypaintonthewall:

Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real. 

(via veevalencia)

(via veevalencia)